An Appropriate Midnight Post

An appropriate topic for a midnight post.

I've learned one thing in the past two weeks: Infatuation and arsenic poisoning are very similar.

They both:
Make your mouth feel dry.
Make your heart race.
Make you feel warm in a cool room.
Make your stomach do backflips.
Make your head feel like it's a million miles away.
And really, all you can do about either is sit back and laugh about the situation you find yourself in.

The only real difference is that arsenic poisoning makes your mouth taste metallicy. Infatuation just sort of tastes like green apple martinis.